I’m supposed to use this section to boast about my career, but I’ve never been very comfortable with self promotion. I prefer to let my work speak for me, but that won’t give you an idea of who I am.
 

I pondered over this for a few days before finding a solution: I passed ‘the life and career of Darren Suffolk’ to a few friends. I wasn’t sure what I’d get back, but I think the strongest (and by that, I mean ‘funniest’) response was:
 

“Great hair, sick skillz, hot wife, tiny dog” (thanks, Jen).

And I really do have a tiny dog; that isn’t a euphemism.